Sam Funnies

Sam - Emma wants to be a butterfly (for Halloween).

Mommy - Emma's costume isn't ready yet.

Sam - Emma's butterfly costume is still cooking.
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Aunt Alyssa was putting eye drops in her eyes...
Sam - "Is that medicine? Your eyes broked?"
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Sam - "Ms. Lou Ann (his teacher at school) says put your hands on your pips (hips)."
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Sam was crying and whining for some unknown reason, stops suddenly and says stunned, "My eyes got water in them!"
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Sam - "My sock is hurt! My sock is hurt!" (His foot was asleep)
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Ranch = Branch
Hummus = Tummus
Sophia (A girl in his class) = Fopia
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He loves to make up words and assign us characters so several times a day I hear,
"Mommy you be Keke, She (Emma) will be Meh, and I will be Geapa." The names change, but we all always have our assignments.
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Some things sound so much worse coming from a three year old. Some phrases Sam has picked up from me (and Gigi)...
[Emma crying], Sam sighs, rolls his eyes, and says, "Oh my word!"
I tried to open the door, but realized it was locked. Sam says, "Dang it."