More funnies by Sam

Papa: Where does ham come from?

Sam: A pig.

Papa: Where does steak come from?

Sam: A chicken.

Papa: No, it comes from a cow. Where does hamburger come from?

Sam: McDonalds!

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Papa: Sam, make Emma laugh.

Sam: CHICKEN BUT Emma! (He learned this from Mickey Mouse)

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Heezee = He, He is, His, She is

MeMee = Let me (I often think he is saying "Mommy" when he says this... he quickly corrects me)

Piacy = Privacy